Yesterday, straight after work, I ended up being a volunteer at a festival. Something I haven’t done in over a year now.
I have forgotten how thankless, tiring and draining event work is. No one really appreciates the effort that goes into making an event come to life. But that is the song of chaos and control you must dance to as the event organiser.
It was also a blast to be back.
All the usual hectic activity was happening. When an event is underway and the initial set up is complete, it is a breeze. All you need to do is ensure the program runs smoothly and every single person is aware of their duties. The event essentially runs itself. There is no need to be running around.
Instead you rest, relax a bit and soak in the atmosphere you’ve created over many painstaking months. You chat to patrons, volunteers and rub shoulders with the band.
My volunteer shift started with the shitty job. The part of the festival that is never fun and involves a lot of frustrated and tired people: bumping out.
I knew exactly why my tutor (the general manager for the Brewer’s Festival) put me on for the bump out. He was aware of my experience in the past in dealing with festivals and in particular, angry stall holders.
So he made me the gatekeeper. The first man to be yelled at and assaulted by sponsors, food vendors and tired festival workers.
I had honestly forgotten how you can get the biggest spectrum of reactions from people. You can always tell who did the worst at the event and the ones who were successful. You can also always tell those who just want to get the hell out of there, safety and people be damned and others who are understanding and know the realistic situation everyone is in.
Those who pull rank on me, I despise. “I talked to Trevor! (not my tutor’s real name) He SAID that I can come in and do this, in front of these people here. I don’t care what others are loading, they’re not loading a 1.6 ton cart onto a trailer with 6 people. Why can’t you just let me in?” whined the ice-cream man who clearly made something of a loss.
Then I’ll get other responses like “Hey mate, all good man. I get it. I don’t mind waiting. You got a pretty good job though hey?” the relaxed cider guy would say with a sarcastic smirk.
Finally, the last typical response would be “Ahhh shit. Not much you can do right? Alright mate. Keep me posted” the tired whiskey man would say with a deep sigh.
Customer service skills, are something I still need to work on. It’s not easy, stroking the egos of so many different types of people and making them all happy. But then I will confess that I have always struggled when I am a “volunteer”, unsure of how much authority I am allowed to stamp out. As the boss of my own festival, I know that I am a firmer character and stick less to the rules. I am more flexible, relaxed, preferring the “rule of the jungle” than trying to impose any sensibility into a chaotic time, like bumping out.
“First come, first served” is more my style, as it takes the blame out of the organisers and there is more competition between the stall holders to see who can get to their stall first. I can direct traffic better this way, than being more rigid and sticking to a time slot.
But that is not the rules of engagement I was handed with and so I had to be a dutiful soldier and follow orders. I still ended up being a bit flexible in who I let in, but it was within reason and I think the bump out process went as smoothly as it could have.
I struck multiple deals though. Promising to help this stall out, by carrying half their load up a small hill. Reassuring another lady that she would get through soon, after this guy sorted his stuff out.
I only ended up fulfilling half of them. But that is the nature of the chaos that always descend during bump out.
I must say, overall, it was fun to be working amongst hard-toiling volunteers. There is a camaraderie that is struck up so quickly and naturally, and despite being amongst complete strangers, it was fun to share a bit of banter and work.
I stuck to my usual default “silent & strong” mode, chiming in only with a quip or offer for help, the words of eternal wisdom: “better to be silent and be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and prove them correct” echoing strongly in my mind as I kept working.
I was also curious to find out that I was still the best equipped volunteer there, my faithful companion of many years, the Pelican flashlight proving to be an invaluable asset as night fell over the venue, as well as the MechanixCut gloves I always pack in my EDC (Every Day Carry) bag. I would be remiss to not mention my other faithful friend, the Leatherman Skeletool multitool that honestly …. I have lost count the number of times I have used it at events and aorund in life.
I guess my atypical mentality of being “over-prepared” for everything does pay dividends in the long run.
Another strange piece of reflection I had during the bump out, was seeing my trusty combat boots finally get dirty. I had worn these for so long, just as casual piece of footwear, only to now truly see them in their element, keeping my feet comfortable, moving and stable over gravel, wet grass, patches of mud and endless ice from endless beer … it made me grateful I am always seeking the best the military has to offer and buying them for my own use.
It made me happy to see my investments enabling me to work harder and longer without discomfort. I enjoy bringing tools, gear and kit to environments and really testing them and seeing how I can work more efficiently with them.
A point of pride for me, was the fact that my stamina and strength had increased since the last time I was at an event. I covered a surprising 12.5km yesterday, just from walking around at work and at the festival and I felt physically OK at the end of it all. The B30 Challenge and my fixation with tennis paying off.
Overall, the Brewer’s Feast was a good event to attend, even if I was only there briefly. I was astonished at how long people spent there and how everything had a very cosy atmosphere. Despite the amount of alcohol that was flowing, there were very little need for security to step in, and there truly was a family friendly vibe about the entire event. I couldn’t believe how many vendors attended and took the opportunity to showcase their unique alcoholic blends. I liked the layout, the staff, and the vibe.
It wasn’t hard to see why this event had been running for 5 years and still saw massive attendance, even in the twilight hours of a Sunday.
It was just … nice to be at an event again, running around, being busy, physically and mentally and using all my tools again.
The Brewer’s Feast was a reminder that this is truly the industry I want to work in and that while I nearly missed the start of the MotoGP & F1 because I had rush home, and that my dinner consisted of slightly stale McDonalds nuggets … I wouldn’t trade attending a good festival for all the hardships in the world.
The best thing too, was that the night was topped off with an awesome race in Imola by the F1 fraternity.
Hitch (2005) – Paula Patton in the early 2000s was so attractive thateven a cameo was enough to blow my breath away and temporarily make me forget, I was meant to be crushing on Eva Mendes.
INT. UPSCALE BAR
The Upscale Bar is busy, but not exceedingly so and the sound of modern pop lounge suffuses the atmosphere. Friends are hanging out, having a good time, laughing at inside jokes, whilst couples cosy up to each other in booths with glasses of champagne in hand.
The lighting is soft but dark, just enough to create a sense of intimacy and disguise any ugly features on people’s faces. It’s the type of place that makes people look, feel and behave better than they normally do.
At the bar, leans RYDER, a lean, sharp and intelligent man with a natural charisma and confidence that makes life look easy. He’s casually dressed in a suit, with just enough buttons undone to say he is dressed for a party, despite the expensive cut. He surveys the area with all the natural perchance of a King. This is his domain.
RYDER
Yo, Alex, over here!
ALEX the Bartender dances over, his hands polishing a glass as he does so. Their natural rapport indicate that Ryder is a regular here.
ALEX
Ryder, my man. You’re early today. You want your usual?
RYDER
Yes please.
ALEX
One Mojito comin’ right up!
Ryder turns away as Alex begins to mix his drink and surveys the room again.
His eyes catches sight of a girl sitting alone in a lounge chair. She is attractive, in a street smart, witty way.
Her clothes indicate that she had just finished work and is now trying to relax, but something is stopping her from doing so. Ryder scans her up and down, and smiles. He spins around at Alex, who is in the middle of shaking his cocktail.
RYDER
Alex, who’s the brunette in the centre over there?
ALEX
Oh her? She’s a journalist. Not a regular otherwise you woulda messed with her already. *laughs* But she’s a great tipper.
Alex finishes making the cocktail and places the drink in front of Ryder who takes a appreciative sip and nods approvingly but in a absent-minded way. He is still thinking about the girl.
RYDER
Be right back.
Alex just shakes his head in mock disbelief and turns to another customer.
Ryder walks up to the brunette and assess her again. She is just as stunning up close as she is afar. She looks up at him, and gives him a questioning look.
RYDER
Hi. Ryder. Author and Mojito-lover.
Ryder raises his cocktail in a mock salute to her. The girl laughs at the short introduction.
RYDER
Mind if I order you another drink after I catch your name?
The girl pauses for a beat before giving in to her curiosity. She smiles back at him, coy and impressed.
SARA
Sara. Journalist and Martini-aficionado.
Ryder looks over at Alex and wink, while holding up a single finger and gesturing to Sara’s near empty drink. He turns his attention back to her and settles into the chair beside her.
RYDER
Journalist huh? You look like you’ve just finished writing a massive article and are trying to relax. Anything interesting?
Sara gives Ryder a coy smile. She settles back into her chair and takes a sip from her martini. She’s enjoying the control she has over the conversation.
SARA
Sign up to the Guardian and you’ll see my column in a couple of days.
RYDER
The Guardian! Please tell me you’re not a reviewer because my book got savaged by a columnist there.
SARA
No, I’m an investigative journalist. You wrote a book? Which one?
RYDER
A crime story, Melbourne Noire.
SARA
Really? I’ve read that. It’s not bad, a little bit too soap-opera for my taste but it’s pretty good.
Ryder smiles and cocks his head graciously. He nurses his drink and considers his next step carefully.
RYDER
If you don’t mind me asking, but if you’ve just finished writing a big investigative piece, why are you celebrating alone?
SARA
Can’t a girl have a drink on her own?
RYDER
Sorry to say this, but you’re much too attractive to be left alone. Foolish men wishing to get burnt like me are always going to bother you. You could have chosen a quieter place to celebrate and the martinis here are good but not stellar. What’s really going on?
SARA
A bit impetuous, don’t you think? We barely know each other and you’re already psychologically analysing me.
Sara gives Ryder a skeptical look but maintains strong eye contact. Ryder doesn’t miss a beat.
RYDER
How else are we supposed to get to know each other? One of us have to play the journalist and the other the subject.
SARA
Or I could just thank you for the drink and wave goodbye.
Sara gives Ryder a look to say she isn’t fully serious but is considering it. Ryder gives her his best thousand-watt smile and settles back in his chair, clearly enjoying the banter.
RYDER
Yes I suppose you could do that … *pauses* but … I suspect you won’t.
SARA
Oh? and why is that?
RYDER
Because it must be nice to be the one being interviewed for once, not the other way around.
Sara laughs and leans in closer to Ryder. He matches her movement and they both look at each seriously. Ryder raises a questioning eyebrow and Sara chuckles again and lean back, looking off into the distance.
SARA
OK, fine. *sighs* It was a very long day at work today. But not for the reason you think. (looks over at Ryder) My boss said a couple of inappropriate things and delayed my article for a week over an argument I had with him. So I’m not really in the mood to be interviewed or analysed.
Ryder’s smile fades and he takes on a much more concerned expression. He knows when to call it quits
RYDER
Ah shit. Well, I’m sorry to hear that. I guess the last thing you want then, is more unwarranted male attention. It was a pleasure to meet you Sara. Drinks are on me.
Ryder stands up before Sara can respond to the contrary and gives her a sympathetic smile combined with a casual shrug, before simply walking away.
Sara is dumbfounded by the casual dismissal and the easy going way how he took her rejection. She looks after him, intrigued by his maturity.
Alex walks up to Sara and put down a coaster and places a martini in front of her.
ALEX
From the gentleman that just left.
Sara looks down at the drink and laughs wryly. On the coaster is a phone number and elegant script that reads:
I’m available for an interview anytime. R
She picks up the coaster, fans herself slightly, and lifts her martini in the direction Ryder left and takes an appreciative drink.
Author’s Note
This screenplay took me over 4 days to design. I just couldn’t nail the rhythm and tone of the characters and I think re-watching the flirtatious scene between Will Smith and Eva Mendes in Hitch (2005) messed with the way how I wanted the characters to speak.
I finally unlocked the code when I actually tried to act it out in reality, how I would approach an attractive journalist and the lines and wit, I deploy to get into her good graces. This simple act of pretending to be Ryder, leaning at a bar, finally made the two characters come alive and hence their interplay shone much brighter than my terrible 2000 word draft before.
Being a poor flirt in reality probably also didn’t help, as it is hard to convey body language through dialogue. A rule I discovered though, is that anything said can be flirty, it just comes through in the way how you say it and your body language.
So I tried to focus more on body language and getting down little gestures that I expect actors to do whilst saying my dialogue. I think this is an improvement and looking back at the overall script, I’m pleased I did that, because it looks much more concise now. Each line has more meaning and you can really see how this might be a quick 5 minute flirtatious sequence on screen.
I must thank my only patron for giving me such great feedback and for subtly encouraging me to get better. Her main issue was that my screenplay involved too many lines and not enough gestures and pauses as would be seen in a real script.
The next one I am writing will be challenging, as I will be obeying 48HR Film Project rules. Stay tuned for that!
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Find the samurai who smells of sunflowers.
The Backdrop
I will the first guy to admit that I am not much of an anime viewer. My foray into anime mostly consist of Studio Ghibli and a few limited episodes of Digimon, Pokemon or One Piece that I caught on TV early in the morning before I went to school.
I am aware of the cultural impact of many different series, and have researched a whole host of them, from DragonBall Z to Attack on Titan. I know enough about the lore and the plot to engage in some basic conversation about the most popular anime.
But I don’t watch any of them. Maybe it’s the length of the series that prevent me from getting into them … Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
OK, that is taking McCauley’s advice a bit too literally, but the point is … I can’t really find myself getting into long shows.
But for the works of Shinichiro Watanabe I will gladly devote many waking hours obsessing over his artistic creations.
Samurai Champloo is my favourite anime of all time and I don’t think there will ever be a time when I won’t treasure my first viewing of this revolutionary anime.
This anime is as treasured to me as a kiss from a woman. It is of that much significance, and importance to me that I rank it that highly. Expect this to be an incredibly long swan-song.
From the very onset, you know this is going to be a unique show. The blend of samurai and hip-hop is remarkably original. This is Watanabe’s take on Edo-era Japan.
The Impact.
When I first started watching the show, I was expecting the same level of quality I had experienced in Cowboy Bebop. I got that and a whole lot more of emotional resonance than I was expecting. This is a show that picked me up, abused me and threw me around in a cage before depositing me onto the floor, leaving behind a emotional wreck.
The gauntlet in which this show made me run through, with its incredible visuals, score and characterisation left me breathless at the end. Certain episodes had me bawling my eyes out, others; laughing out loud and many smiling like an idiot.
Jin, Mugen, Fuu … they became my friends over the course of 26 episodes. I wanted to hang out with them more. I adored their dynamic, with Jin being my idol, for his cool, calm, collected nature. I loved Mugen’s unpredictability and his wild nature that clashed with Jin’s more measured approach to life. Fuu was the sweetheart that no-one could hate, a girl that was the true glue that held the trio together and the heroine of the story.
I was addicted to the adventures they went on, the multiple twist and turns, the strange discovery of how much Japan was changing … modernising and how it seemed to leave people behind. I loved how many of the episodes were miniature stories that showed the real cost of modernisation and the varying attitudes people had to such rapid change.
In particular, the ability to create such compelling, unique and fascinating side characters in the space of 20 minutes is nothing short of remarkable. I can still recall multiple characters like the blind Sara, the tragic Shino and the disturbing Umanosuke with crystal clarity, despite their brief introductions and encounters with the main protagonists.
The pacing of the story overall is amazing, Watanabe’s deft touch to keep the story fresh and engaging whilst juggling an adventurous tone, a sign of a true artist at work. He knows exactly when to inject action, emotion, humour and drama and barely makes a step wrong throughout the entire series.
In particular, episode 11, Gamblers and Gallantry is the one that struck me with all the force of an emotional bullet, the tragedy of the ending leaving me a wreck afterwards. I recall feeling hollowed out by the mix of emotions that it stirred in me and swearing from that moment on, I would immediately download every single song featured in the series, just to capture this feeling I was experiencing.
It was sorrow, melancholia, goodbye and farewell, mixed in with a healthy dose of love, regret and necessary separation and all of these feelings were coloured with nostalgia.
No anime since, has managed to capture this complex array of emotions. Arguably, no piece of fiction I have read, watched or listened to since has managed to get anywhere close.
And I haven’t even touched on the beauty of the animation yet …
Jin, my icon. I loved his swordplay, his cryptic, stoic personality and how he was so similar to how I am … a silent man with a soft heart, quick with his sarcastic wits and his sharp sword.
The Enrichment
There is a lot I took away from Samurai Champloo. I will break it down according to the subheading. It goes without saying that this anime has impacted me immensely in my life. This is in part due to the timing of when I watched it (I was a teenager) and the fact that I was also a massive Japan history buff at the time, having read the James Clavell’s epic Shogun.
A) Samurai Culture
I was also obsessed with samurai culture when I had finished reading Shogun, so to see this fresh take on what were traditionally stiff, honour-bound warriors was quite a shock to the system. It was the swordplay and action that gripped me, seeing how quick and deadly the samurai were and how cruel they could be, with their superior skills and weapon. I loved seeing how Jin and Mugen got injured during fights, how their styles clashed frequently and how they seemed to attack any obstacles head on.
More importantly though, the show made me aware of how anachronistic the samurai culture was becoming in a more modern world, and what that must have felt like for the class that once ruled Japan and defined its culture. You could really see how honour could turn easily into corruption and malice, how the extreme modernisation of Japan created an arrogant, gleeful middle class that were previously subjugated under the noble class of the samurai. So many episodes dealt with how Jin, Mugen and Fuu’s quest was out of touch with the times, the trio barely scrapping by on their adventure.
The infusion of hip-hop in the music and scenes lent this gangster vibe to the three protagonists. They were freed from the constraints of the society they were living in, and due to hip-hop’s natural tendency to encourage rebellious behaviour, it made you sympathise and envy these characters and their inherent freedom.
Of course they were destitute, struggling to find food and board, but there was a freedom and simplicity to their life. They were on a quest to find the samurai that smelled like sun-flowers. Life had a meaning and to hell with what society thought. Isn’t this what the essence of hip-hop is? To make do with what you have, and celebrate life regardless. Sometimes it is better to be poor and free to be able to express yourself than well-off and constrained by society’s rules and pressure.
Jin, Mugen and Fuu did just that.
B) Nujabes
What can I say about Nujabes that hasn’t been said? I will probably end up making an IMPACT post on Nujabes because his music has been so influential and instrumental in my development growing up. There was a time when all I listened to was Nujabes and I couldn’t bear a single day without hearing his smooth, unique take on jazz and hip-hop.
One of the main reasons why Samurai Champloo works as well as it does, is because Nujabes’ score is the perfect accompaniment to the tone and style of the anime. His score is evocative, slow, and singularly Samurai Champloo. It is moody without the sad overtones, nostalgic without cynicism and emotional without deviating too far into happiness or sorrow. The hip-hop influences kick in during action sequences, whilst the more mellow jazz style soars over the emotional scenes.
To listen to Nujabes’ score is to tap into the unique appeal of Japan, where you hearken for a time that existed long ago and the world seemed more exciting, fresh and alive. His music reminds me of a wonderful dream, where you visit incredible places in your sleep, and when you wake feel that sense of deprivation, of being robbed of something that never existed.
It is why I always listen to his album, Samurai Champloo – Departures when reading Haruki Murakami books. A dream like sound to accompany a dream like read.
C) Melancholy
Samurai Champloo more or less weaponised melancholy as an emotion and turned it against me. I actually became entranced by the sensation of melancholia and would often put myself into a deliberate funk just to capture that emotion again. There are so many tragic sequences in Champloo that evokes this sensation and I couldn’t help but wallow in them constantly.
It actually took me awhile to recover from this addiction to this emotion. It is inherently self-destructive but when utilised right, it really allows you to explore all facets of your identity and self. Melancholia is almost crucial to self-introspection. You long for a time when you were “yourself” and so you end up diving deep to try and find yourself again. Samurai Champloo style, art and music really allowed me to weaponise the melancholic feeling against myself and create actual mind palaces where I could truly explore all facets of my identity without self hatred or loathing.
The series’ style was so influential in that aspect, that my most private and healing sanctuary is actually based on a location in the series, and I retreat there often when confused, and in search of meaning. I can picture every single door, room and location in that mind palace and I have always found answers to my questions there whenever I visit.
In a lot of ways, Samurai Champloo allowed me to be my own therapist, guide and conscience without ever having to resort to a therapist or psychologist. I have to thank this show and Murakami for allowing me to truly unlock my psychological id.
D) Japan’s Artistic Style
Samurai Champloo, much like Studio Ghibli films, showcased some of the finest Japanese modern aesthetics I had seen in a while and perhaps ever. Whilst Ghibli emphasises immense detail in all aspects of its animation, Champloo employs a unique blurriness to its art style. It knows when to showcase clean, lean lines of the characters and then have that juxtaposed against a blurrier but still distinct backdrop.
Water in Champloo has a mystical effect and a shimmer that isn’t seen in other animation studio works. I particularly love how the backdrop of a lot of scenes evoke a certain emotional response, whether it is eeriness or startlingly beauty. It is such a testament to actual Japanese landscape that are one or the other.
When it comes to action, I love the glint effect that Wanatabe showcases when a sword is flickering through the air, at intense speed and the overall dynamic of clashes, dodges and final moves.
The opening credits, which I have employed liberally throughout this blog, is a stunning showcase of animation, talent and art. The way how dark cel shaded lines interplay with brighter colours and semi realistic depictions of animals and landscapes create this unique art-style that can’t be replicated by anyone else.
Like any sad fan, I have a lot of Fuu wallpapers. Her style is so remarkably entrancing, which when combined with unique poses and her kimono, creates a really incredible visual art piece. And if there is one anime that generates endless wallpapers, it is Samurai Champloo.
Fuu, the girl next door with a naive innocence. The emotional heart of the story, it is through her, we as the audience see how Japan has changed and become a strange mythical wonderland of danger, beauty and intoxicating adventure. I got far too many images of her scattered around on my PC.
The Culmination
Samurai Champloo has been responsible for a lot in my life. It has allowed me to discover more about myself, to experience a phenomenal story that is uniquely Japanese and exposed me to the genius that is Nujabes.
I found a soundtrack that I could listen to forever and let it heal parts of my life.
I learned to trust and unlock my subconscious and seek the truth in all the things I do.
I made some friends along the way and waved a sad but happy farewell to them.
I learned to understand and process deeper emotions and how to recognise them in the future.
Samurai Champloo was responsible for all of it. No other media has managed to achieve so much in just 1 season of episodic TV. It is as deeply personal to me as my first novel I ever wrote.
If I had to answer the question about an anime that actually “changed” parts of my life, it would be Samurai Champloo. It’s impact on me cannot be understated.
If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favour and check it out, alongside Cowboy Bebop. They are the gold standard when it comes to anime and Japanese story-telling. If you refuse to do so, then just listen to the entirely suis generis genre that Nujabes created called nu-jazz.
Wind, Limitless and Benevolence.
Fuu, Mugen and Jin.
IMPACT
~ Damocles
Shiki no Uta – The song that will always conjure up the greatest sense of melancholia and nostalgia for a time I have never experienced. If you ever catch me listening to this song … just leave me be. I”ll be too far gone in a place that no one will ever reach me. A land where only my memories exist and I’m wandering around trying to touch them … relive them.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it …
The Backdrop
It all started with my first proper viewing of Mission Impossible II, where to my shock, I could actually see a film set in Australia. While it was Sydney, (as a Melburnian, it gives me great pleasure to continually derive that horrible town) it was a genuine delight to actually see my home country being portrayed positively and gorgeously on film.
Mission Impossible II gave me my first real inkling of John Woo style action, with absolutely ridiculous set pieces that still captures my heart today. In particular, I loved the climatic chase sequence, especially right after the big twist. The score, the action, the glorious slow motion and the absolute insanity Tom Cruise was able to perform with his motorbike and Beretta all culminated in a cinema experience that enraptured a young Damocles.
The third movie, a typical J.J. Abrams fare, was fun, but it wasn’t until Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol that I really began to fall in love with the franchise again.
Oakleys, Triumph, Beretta, Cruise …. everything screamed 2000s and I still adore it.
The Impact
If I had to distill the Mission Impossible franchise down to its now winning formula, it can all essentially be traced back to Tom Cruise, the core fundamental element as to why the series work as well as it does.
The man does almost all of his stunts, and somehow only seems to get more impressive and extravagant with age.
But what really seals the deal is the amount of fun each film is. It is not as dark and serious as other spy thrillers like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) nor is it as old fashioned as Bond. Instead it tends to sell the action-adventure element more, with fun situational humour, like Ethan Hunt’s clear reluctance to fight at certain times (Mission Impossible: Rouge Nation) and even more enjoyable ways to marvel at spy gadgetry.
I mean, the entire mask reveal gimmick is campy, fun and silly. But the series lean into that element and rewards the audience with genuinely clever ways to hide that gadget with each new iteration.
This is what makes the franchise great. It isn’t afraid of its history, and it prefers to disguise its wheels, than reinvent them. I have loved all the small gadgets that the Mission Impossible series have created, the key ones being the cushion grenade gadget that was only briefly seen for 5 seconds in Ghost Protocol, the suitcase G36K and the giant remote drum mag fed Barrett M82A1 turrets in III, and always fun, disguised sniper rifles in Rogue Nation especially the alto flute.
If the mask gadget is always prevalent in the series, I also always enjoy the new “drop” they premiere with each film. In the first film, it was the CIA HQ, the second, the Biocyte building, then the third ramped things up with a pendulum swing (one of my personal favourites). The fourth was a fun magnetic free fall, the fifth, a spectacular water stunt and finally with Fallout, the now incredible HALO jump sequence.
It is quite a simple formula that is always reinvented slightly with each new film, but the DNA of the Mission Impossible franchise is unshakeable. Tom Cruise, a drop stunt, “Halloween Masks”, globe-trotting and a new stylistic approach to the film by the directors.
Although, I do love that in order to sell the films further, Tom Cruise now has to top every single stunt he did before.
I thought the Ghost Protocol’s Burj Khalifa skyscraper sequence was nuts …. but this was in the opening scene of Rogue Nation just because it was fucking awesome not for any real plot purposes.
The Enrichment
Beyond an appreciation for fictional gadgets, (I mean, who doesn’t want a pair of gloves that can climb the tallest building in the world … until they of course fail, but then that is what the cushion grenade is for.) I’ve also grown to enjoy watching Ethan Hunt’s dogged determination and insouciance to the obstacles mounted in his way.
There is a strange heart to the character’s sheer commitment to the cause and his ability to adapt, improvise and overcome seemingly “impossible” challenges never ceases to add to the drama and fun set pieces being laid out on film.
But the real impact comes from running.
The first real glorified running sequence, came from Mission Impossible III with its two minute long sequence along a river in China, perfectly highlighting Cruise’s perfect running form.
As fun as that was, it was really the Ghost Protocol chase and the incredible London sequence in Fallout that really sold me on the power of the Cruise run.
Admittedly, one of the biggest things that I love about physical exercise is running. There’s an incredible combination of feelings when I run. I adore the speed, the sensation of feet on pavement, the wind blasting past your scalp … I think it’s intoxicating.
Whenever I see a truly good running sequence on-screen, my body has a visceral reaction to match it. My legs feel charged up, my heartbeat starts accelerating and my mind starts to focus on building as much momentum and speed as possible.
I’ve chased trams to stops, raced cars to light poles, pursued bicycles to overtake, and beaten buses to stations, all of them attempts to get that winning feeling of running faster than something.
If Casino Royale (2006) made me a traceur, Mission Impossible made me a runner.
There’s nothing quite like a good foot chase on screen, through crowds, through sandstorms and across rooftops and when you add the Mission Impossible score to a run, you’ll find yourself covering kilometres in seconds.
Run Ethan, Run.
The Culmination
Mission Impossible has achieved a rare thing. It has only gotten better with each iteration and more bombastic than the last, an incredibly rare feat for a franchise over 25 years old. Anchored by Tom Cruise’s dedication to stunt work and fun charisma, and rounded out by the humour of Simon Pegg, the friendship of Ving Rhames, and the feminine wiles of Rebecca Ferguson (who plays a believable and excellent female intelligence operative amazingly well), this series keeps on delivering with more and more impossible sequences that thrill.
I love this series for the same reason, why I loved The Mummy (1999). They are just a good time at the cinema. They don’t pretend to be high art, nor speak a terribly compelling message about the state of the world. The characters are fun, light-hearted and likeable, carried along by their screen charisma and occasional joke. The score is bombastic, especially Lorne Balfe’s latest interpretation in Mission Impossible: Fallout which somehow never seems to fail to give me goosebumps.
Good vs. Evil, the story is as simple as that, but the stakes only seem to get higher with each film, as Ethan Hunt find himself in more and more precarious situations to save the world. Mission Impossible is all about having fun in the cinema. It is the cinematic equivalent of strapping yourself into a rollercoaster ride, where you will thrill along with Cruise, with every single death-defying stunt he performs.
In fact, this seems to be a sneaky way to build instant emotional rapport with Ethan Hunt, a method that is unlikely copied by any other action franchise. When you see Cruise clinging to the side of an Airbus A400M, his hair being split apart by the wind and his legs swept off the fuselage of the plane by the speed in which he is travelling, you cannot help but feel concerned for him. The character and the actor merge into this strange medley of fear, adrenaline and concern and you find yourself holding your breath and marvelling at everything going on. In fact everything happens so fast, that it is almost logical that Hunt needs to be clinging onto the side of a plane …
It is a wholly unique aspect to this franchise, that you have such a strong emotional connection that is derived almost purely from dangerous stunt work from the lead actor.
And that … is something to be celebrated. You can’t help but admire a guy who will do anything just to entertain you, even if it means shortening his own statistical probability of dying.
Man, I wish I had the spy lifestyle … the places around the world I would run and do crazy stunts in …
IMPACT
~ Damocles
In a lot of ways, Ethan Hunt represents to me, the ideal action hero. He’s multi-talented at a whole host of skills from action driving, to pistol marksmanship. He’s also reckless and willing to take insane calculated risks for the mission. I only hope I am as daring in my life as he is to do a pendulum swing off one building and onto another … metaphorically, of course
Stars: Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, Amy Adams, Gal Gadot, Ray Fisher, Jason Momoa, Ezra Miller & Ciaran Hinds
Review by Damocles
It’s an improvement … that’s about it.
In what must be a first for Hollywood and setting a rather expensive precedence (70 million USD), comes the first ever DLC edition of a film, years after its’ failed release in 2017 at the hands of audiences and critics alike.
With over 4 years to mull over the project and fans clamouring for his vision to be realised, Snyder has finally had an opportunity to right many of the wrongs in the original cut of the film.
However did that opportunity really have to come at a 4 hour run time?
Snyder, as a director, seems to relish elaborate story-telling techniques and vast inclusions of world building elements. This, whilst exciting, often bogs down the film with references that some die-hard comic book fans will love, but others will leave, scratching their head. In particular, I found the “Epilogue” of the film to be far too long with a lot of world building elements that do not need to be added.
However, Snyder’s slavish attention to further explore the backstory of a lot of these characters is a necessary evil, as without them, the film truly suffers with emotional stakes as seen in the 2017 cut.
Here, in the Snyder cut, much of the additional cast without their solo films, like Cyborg and the Flash gain much needed improvement, in regards to their characterisation and motivations. They are more realised and iconic now, due to their past being a key element as to why they want to join the Justice League.
The same is also said for the main villain, Steppenwolf whose generic motivations were now transformed into a desire to fall back into the good graces of his true master, Darkseid.
Again, this was another necessary sacrifice to create a more realised “world”, with Snyder’s decision to insert Darkseid into the plot, a way to set up a future story about the true evil that was coming to destroy Earth. This of course, negatively affects the importance of Steppenwolf, but such is the nature of this beast that the DCEU has become.
The overall plot is also remarkably improved by Snyder’s direction, as there are less silly contrivances and conveniences. however the film does suffer from a slight pacing issue with having to balance so many character’s individual aspirations, motivations and actions.
The sheer amount of times, in which Snyder cuts between Cyborg then to Flash, then over to Wonder Woman, then back to Batman and finally to Superman, with a splash of Aquaman in between is dizzying and serves to blur the film slightly when looking back upon it.
But gone are the silly quips that plagued the original Justice League and soured its tone. Instead a more natural and cohesive colour grade, tone and pace was injected into the film, creating a less confusing and more consistent watching experience.
Fight sequences which lack panache before, are now more exciting and gritty. The score in particular, under the expert supervision of Junkie XL (Tom Holkenborg) is now much more memorable and heroic, serving the visuals well. It is pleasing to note that all the heroes have their own moment to shine in the score, and to hear the iconic Hans Zimmer’s Man of Steel theme again is always a blast.
When discussing visuals, there are times when the visuals do not match well with the rest of the film, no doubt a key issue due to budget and time constraints. Certain CGI heavy scenes stick out from the rest of the film, and there are some scenes that do not need the signature Snyder slow motion shots, for the sake of brevity. In fact, I found the use of slow motion a bit excessive but that could just be a personal gripe speaking.
Overall, the improvements are there. The film has punchier and bloodier fight sequences, something which, I will admit, is not quite something I approve of. There is something odd about seeing superheroes kill their enemies on film, especially when they espouse a higher moral code.
But I digress …
The backstory of key characters have been fleshed out and a lot of their flaws from the 2017 cut have been addressed. The way how the story evolves and unfolds throughout the film has a lot more rhythm and sense to them, and the visuals finally match the tone that its’ creator had always strive for.
I just wished it didn’t take Snyder so damn long to tell this story and focus a bit less emphasis on extravagant world building for future sequels. I thought that there was already enough in here to warrant a great Justice League film.
It is a pity, because had the DCEU followed a better business model like its’ great rival, the MCU, in creating individual films for each of their main characters, the Justice League would be a much more concise and precise film, removed from the restraints of having to introduce characters and their motivational arcs.
For a lot of Snyder fans this is a vindictive moment, a film that justified their belief in a director, whose visions are often torn up by the studio. The 2021 version of Justice League has some excellent moments that really highlight the heroism of their characters and overall enhance the experience of the film to the point where the 2017 version seems like a bland rip-off in comparison.
Perhaps a necessary step forward for Snyder is to understand one of his greatest strengths is his weakness in the studio’s eyes. His penchant for long, elaborate stories, often require a lot from the audience with their 3 hour run times (as seen in Watchmen Extended Cut, Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition, this 2021 version of Justice League) and such a run time require a director to be extremely adept with story pacing, an issue he suffers from often.
But there is a reason why I place a question mark at the end of the Yes? above in the recommendation. This film is best appreciated when you have seen the 2017 cut before. As a standalone film, it is a bit trickier to recommend to new audiences, because of the long run-time, the wildly elaborate story and the excessive amount of backstory work Snyder had to do, to create compelling emotional moments for each of the main characters and villains. This does not even include the hundreds of Easter eggs scattered throughout the film.
To wrap things up, Snyder’s Justice League is a marked improvement over the 2017 cut and worth viewing if you were disappointed with the film when it first came out. If you are new to the DCEU, this might be an undertaking that may underwhelm you slightly.
A scene to recall:There is something oddly striking about seeing Wonder Woman’s silhouette against the backdrop of London, desperately throwing a bomb away from hostages. It makes her a believable mythological figure and somehow the composition of the shot and colours made the scene so photo-realistic.
Two young men are sitting on the balcony of a nice apartment. The city lights below them play across their faces and the occasional sounds of horns and marketplaces booming blast through the air. It is approaching nightfall, but there is just enough light to spark a deep conversation. Both appear relaxed, although WILL is noticeably more loose than JOHNNY.
There is an assortment of beer and snacks on the small table between them and Johnny is furiously going through them at a high rate of fire. He seems preoccupied with other things, his thoughts apparent across his handsome Asiatic face.
Will, a lean cowboy type, leans back in the rocking chair and takes a slow drag from his cigarette, taking care to blow the smoke away from Johnny.
WILL
Come on man, relax. You still got 2 days before you gotta meet her. I didn’t bring you out here to my apartment just to stress out.
JOHNNY
You know me, man, I want things to be perfect.
WILL
Why stress man. It’s just a date. Just go and have fun.
JOHNNY
Unlike you, Mr. Bachelor, I don’t swap women every fortnight. So there is a lot more pressure on me. I want to make sure the person I find is the right one.
WILL
I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.
Johnny rolls his eyes and sigh exasperatedly. Will was obsessed with books. In the time they had known each other, Will’s only true passion was reading.
JOHNNY
OK, where is that quote from?
WILL
Henry David Thoreau.
JOHNNY
More light reading?
WILL
Haven’t found a women under covers as good as the words between paper covers.
JOHNNY
Well I’m still trying to find a woman to join me under the covers. So any pro tips?
WILL
Well you could start by not agonising how bad things will go on a date that hasn’t happened yet.
Johnny laughs nervously and is about to pull out a cigarette from Will’s pack on the table, when he stops himself.
WILL
Still trying to quit?
JOHNNY
Yeah. This isn’t helping. Anyway, I was looking for some real advice. Come on Will. I know you have the Bachelor lifestyle. Teach me.
WILL
If you are going to seduce someone, go for her sister first.
Johnny spits out his beer. Spluttering, he looks at Will with incredulity. Will looks back with a smirk and adopts a wise air and blows out more smoke.
JOHNNY
What the hell bro? Seduce her sister first? What have you’ve been reading lately?
WILL
Machiavellian stuff. But I digress. Just have a good time man. Wine and dine. It’s not that hard. When was your last date again?
JOHNNY
Over two years ago.
WILL
Shit, it’s been that long?
JOHNNY
Come on man, work has been a bitch.
WILL
Yeah but two years?
JOHNNY
I just haven’t had much luck on apps bro. Things are always getting cancelled or something pops up.
WILL
Yeah but like ….. two years without a date? Give me your phone bro.
JOHNNY
Why, what do you want to see?
WILL
Just hand it over man.
Johnny reluctantly pulls out his phone and unlocks it for his friend. Will stares intently at the screen, and after an agonising couple of minutes, mouths “What the Fuck” several times. He looks back at Johnny and shakes his head.
WILL
Bro … why didn’t you tell me about this shit sooner. Holy fuck. You actually can’t talk to women. You sound like the biggest simp on the planet.
JOHNNY
What!?!? Come on man, I …
WILL
“The way how you look, remind me of a princess in medieval times. Allow me to be your knight.” Johnny come on man … that’s just stupid. Who talks like that? Don’t tell me you’ve been reading some dumb guides on reddit or something. How come you didn’t come to me sooner?
JOHNNY
I dunno man. You always seem to have it so easy with women. I was jealous. I thought the goal was always to be nicer to the girl than be a jerk?
WILL
You dumbass *laughs* Just talk to her like you would to me. Girls are human man. OK, show me which one of these poor girls agreed to go on a date with you.
Johnny leans over and scrolls up to a girl called April. Will clicks on the DMs and has a quick skim over. As he suspected, it was April who did most of the talking, so Johnny lucked out and didn’t get much of a chance to be a simp.
WILL
You’re so lucky man. She did most of the work for you. She must really like what she sees. See? When you talk normally, you score a date. Just don’t be an idiot and start spouting this bullshit in reality.
JOHNNY
I don’t really get what you mean though, by talking normally. Should I not shower her with compliments?
WILL
Do you give me random compliments every 2 seconds? No. So don’t give it to girls either. You can say one nice thing about what she is wearing then move on about something else. Like, actually talk to her about what she likes? It’s kinda that simple.
JOHNNY
Really?
WILL
Yeah, man. Just treat her like a person you want to get to know better. That’s all it is. Dating is as simple as that, trying to make human connections. Don’t force any romance, if you don’t feel like it.
JOHNNY
Is that what you do?
WILL
Yeah usually.
JOHNNY
And it works?
WILL
Why do you think whenever you come over, you find random feminine items? It sure as hell ain’t me using them.
Johnny falls silent and ponders his friend’s advice. He reflectively sips on his beer and has finally stopped stress eating.
JOHNNY
You know, it’s funny. We couldn’t be any more different you and I. You’re broke, you spend half your days drinking, smoking and reading and yet can get any woman you want. I’m over here, super tired, stressed, working long hours and with more money than I need, but I can’t seem to find any partners. Isn’t it funny how life works?
WILL
You know, sometimes I get jealous too, of how comfortable you seem to live. You get to wear good clothes, buy expensive gear and drive a nice car. But that’s life you know? I live a bohemian lifestyle man … scrapping by with my shitty bar tending job and a whole lot of books, booze and bitches. I’m not as smart as you, at least not in the same way, but I guess I make up for it in other ways.
JOHNNY
Ain’t it sad how stereotypical we are? I’m the Asian with zero social skills and a high paying job and
WILL
I’m a lazy Englishman who writes occasionally but whiles his life away with endless distractions. Let’s face it bro, I’m gonna be dead by 50, due to liver failure and lung cancer, laughing in hell while you’ll be married to this Alice chick with a beautiful family and completely miserable.
JOHNNY
*laughs* yeah that about sums it up.
WILL
Here’s to hell. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there.
Will raises his beer and Johnny raises his own in response. The two friends clink glasses and finally the atmosphere is less uptight. They settle back and watch the city in silence.
JOHNNY
Since when was it a crime to be a simp?
WILL
Ah … shut up bro.
Author’s Note
I’m not too happy with this one.
But then, if I keep resisting failures, I can never improve.
Not every screenplay needs to pass my exacting standards and I need to keep up the practice of pushing onwards even when I feel like it is too meandering and pointless.
This one was originally meant to be a deeper exploration into the dichotomy in how Asians and White people view life and act accordingly, but it ended up being too philosophical and having massive chunks of dialogue that no one in their right mind would actually say aloud. Think perhaps, but not espouse aloud.
I even had the original script being set on the veranda of some country home, but then quickly discarded the idea, because then it would feel too slow.
Better to have this discussion against the backdrop of a city, where things feel a bit more urgent and better paced.
All in all, I consider this one a bit of a let down, from the previous one Dinner for One in terms of pace, quality of dialogue and an actual conclusion.
This … just felt very pointless. But then some cinema thrive of precisely that, doing something that means nothing and maybe a talented director can make something out of this.
(I think a hack like Hong Sang-soo could make something out of this tripe I just wrote. I still shudder thinking about his 2016 film, Yourself and Yours and the horrific dialogue … melons are sweeter but watermelons are just so much more refreshing. God, what a waste of time that film was.)
The restaurant is small, intimate and expensive. There are few patrons and plenty of bored, but professional staff waiting attentively to people’s needs. It is dark, but well lit by candlelight and soft amber lights.
In the corner table, a romantic candlelit dinner for two is in progress. BOYFRIEND and GIRLFRIEND are making their way through their main course. There is an air of familiarity, almost routine between the two of them. It is romantic, but not necessarily honeymoon romantic. They’ve been together for a long time.
The Boyfriend is enjoying his meal, but the Girlfriend seems to be drinking more than she is eating. Her food is barely touched, whilst the Boyfriend is nearly half way through his.
BOYFRIEND
What’s wrong? You’re not eating.
GIRLFRIEND
Yeah I am. What do you mean?
BOYFRIEND
Usually you eat a lot more than this. You’re playing with your food. What’s really going on?
The Girlfriend pauses and she evades the gaze of the Boyfriend. The Boyfriend cocks his head to the side and wonder what is really going on.
BOYFRIEND
You’ve been hinting something has been wrong for the past couple of hours. Do you mind telling me?
The BOYFRIEND is greeted with silence. The Girlfriend avoids his gaze and takes another sip from her cocktail.
BOYFRIEND
Come on, darling. What is wrong?
The Girlfriend sighs. She doesn’t want to discuss her personal feelings. She isn’t ready.
GIRLFRIEND
I don’t know. I don’t want to talk about this right now.
BOYFRIEND
Yes you do. Come on. Just say it. I won’t get mad, I promise. You’ve been holding out on me this whole date.
GIRLFRIEND
I can’t.
BOYFRIEND
Come on … don’t make me guess ….
Silence wraps around both of them. The atmosphere is now noticeably awkward. The Boyfriend has an earnest expression, wanting only to help the Girlfriend. The Girlfriend is silent. She can’t make eye contact. She flits between his eyes and the floor. Anywhere but her Boyfriend’s face.
BOYFRIEND
Is it really bad?
The Girlfriend nods meekly. She still doesn’t trust her voice. She plays with her drink on the table.
BOYFRIEND
You’re not pregnant are you?
The Girlfriend shakes her head vigorously. She seems oddly angry about that accusation.
GIRLFRIEND
You really think I could hide something like that from you? No, of course not.
The Boyfriend looks at her in consternation. He’s still confused. Then the answer dawns on him. The moment he realises, the Girlfriend knows the gig is up. Her facial expression switches from defensive to guilty.
BOYFRIEND
It’s another guy isn’t it?
The Girlfriend nods her head slowly. The Boyfriend breathes in deeply and exhale in a long sigh.
BOYFRIEND
Did you sleep with him?
GIRLFRIEND
Not yet. I mean, no. I won’t.
The Boyfriend raises an eyebrow in response to the wording.
BOYFRIEND
How long has this been going on for?
GIRLFRIEND
Since the start of the pandemic.
This time, it is the Boyfriend’s turn to fall silent. He stares at his Girlfriend and sees the truth in her guilty expression. He remembers his previous promise.
BOYFRIEND
I know I said I wouldn’t get mad … but … but …. the start of the pandemic? Really? That’s like 6 months. What happened?
GIRLFRIEND
I don’t know … I …
BOYFRIEND
Stop saying that. You know what you did and how you feel. Please, stop saying “I don’t know.” Just tell me the truth. That’s all I really want. It’s OK if you fell in love with another guy. I just want to know how and why. We’ve been together for nearly 4 years now … I get it if things have started to get stale between us. Just tell me why you chose this guy over me.
GIRLFRIEND
OK. OK. Just give me a minute. I’m sorry.
The Girlfriend reaches for her drink and take in some liquid courage. She is breathing shallowly, clearly it is difficult to express herself. She motions a pleading “wait” gesture to him. The Boyfriend nods silently and lets himself soak in the ramifications. He motions the waiter over.
BOYFRIEND
A whiskey, neat. Thank you. Can you also get some tissues? My friend is just struggling with something at the moment.
The Girlfriend is on the verge of tears. She is struggling for control over her emotions. She makes a grateful gesture to him and dabs away the tears pooling at the corner of her eyes. They sit in silence until the waiter delivers the whiskey a few minutes later. The Boyfriend takes a sip and savours the burn, letting it melt away his rage.
GIRLFRIEND
The stupid thing is … I was only interested in this guy, because he reminded me of you.
The Boyfriend makes an incredulous expression and splutters over his water a bit. He laughs incredulously.
BOYFRIEND
What?
GIRLFRIEND
I know. It’s so stupid. I can’t believe I am telling you this, but he even has the same name as you.
BOYFRIEND
You cheated on me with … another me?
GIRLFRIEND
I only kissed him once. But I got so confused after that I ended up calling it off and we haven’t really talked since.
BOYFRIEND
So you ended up going on a date with him? How many?
GIRLFRIEND
Four.
BOYFRIEND
During quarantine? How? Actually who is he?
GIRLFRIEND
A work mate. We got close during quarantine because we had to pull shifts every day. I ended up working a lot more closely with him and getting to know him better. We hung out a lot after work and during lunch breaks.
BOYFRIEND
You liked him because it reminded you of us when we first started dating. Isn’t that right?
GIRLFRIEND
A bit. I’ve been feeling this rift between us for a while now. I think we know each other too well and I can’t help but feel a bit of the magic has gone. I’ve dated you for so long, it’s hard for me to feel sexy or wanted again. I know it sounds stupid, but it is because you haven’t done anything wrong. You’ve been amazing and understanding and so kind, but it is so …
BOYFRIEND
Boring?
GIRLFRIEND
Yeah a bit. Compared to all my other girlfriend’s lives, you seem so simple and considerate. I guess I also missed me, back then, being more in love with things … life.
BOYFRIEND
This guy … is he simple and considerate?
GIRLFRIEND
No actually. He’s really wishy-washy. I feel a bit like I am being toyed with. He’s actually a bit of an asshole.
The Boyfriend gives a wry smile. He is genuinely and morbidly curious as to how calmly he is dissecting everything. Even his own love life.
BOYFRIEND
Isn’t that better? Isn’t this what you were missing?
GIRLFRIEND
No, it make me angry. I couldn’t sleep properly for days. I still don’t know for sure if he likes me.
BOYFRIEND
Didn’t you guys kiss?
GIRLFRIEND
It was a spontaneous thing. I broke away first. It was a bit too forced. I was still really confused about the whole thing when he made that move on me. I wasn’t even sure if we were on a date. (pauses) Wait, hold on, how come you aren’t more mad?
BOYFRIEND
I’m not sure myself. I guess I always kind of knew you might one day go for another guy. You were always more flirtatious than me. I mean, come on … you were always the better looking out of the two of us.
GIRLFRIEND
You predicted I would cheat on you?!
BOYFRIEND
I guess.
GIRLFRIEND
Wooow. You don’t trust me?
BOYFRIEND
I guess I didn’t trust that everything I did would be perfect for you. I always had this niggling feeling that we were compatible, but not all the way. But I wanted to make this work, so I ignored it.
The Girlfriend pauses and thinks about what the Boyfriend said. Even now, when most people expected apoplectic rage, he was remaining calm and introspective. Even going so far as to blame himself slightly for her indiscretions.
GIRLFRIEND
I won’t lie to you, I guess I had similar feelings. There was always this weird rift between us. I guess it took me cheating to open my eyes about it all. It doesn’t excuse what I did though. I’m really sorry about everything. I should have told you earlier but … I guess I needed time to figure everything out.
BOYFRIEND
So what now? Do you want a break?
GIRLFRIEND
Do you? I’m the one who messed up here. I get it if you want to call us off.
BOYFRIEND
Before I answer that, are you going to see that guy still?
GIRLFRIEND
No, I’m going to find another job. I can’t stand being around him. Things are just too awkward at work, and I don’t like being played. He can’t make up his mind. It’s annoying. Why do you ask?
BOYFRIEND.
Just wanted to make sure you’ll be OK. I don’t like the idea of you going out with an asshole that is me but isn’t me. But since you aren’t … if you don’t mind, can we take a break? My head is still struggling to process everything. I know I should be mad right now, but I’m also really calm. My heart doesn’t know which way to go. Let me pay the bill and we’ll both go home.
GIRLFRIEND
OK. Can I ask you for one last favour?
BOYFRIEND
What is it?
GIRLFRIEND
Do you mind if I kiss you, one last time?
BOYFRIEND
Yeah, of course. We still have 4 years of history between us.
They both stand up and she kisses him softly on the cheek and linger near his ears.
GIRLFRIEND
Thank you. Once again, I’m so sorry. I know it isn’t much but I do mean it.
The Boyfriend is silent but gently caresses her cheek. All is forgiven. He moves to pay the bill, and you can tell that the romance between the two has faded.
The relationship is now friendly. They both walk out of the restaurant, and give each other one last hug. It is tight, lingering and melancholic.
The Boyfriend and Girlfriend then part in different directions.
Author’s Note
I felt like writing some dialogue heavy scene. This was inspired by something I had always imagined in my head, a mature, non-toxic way to settle differences between a man and a woman.
I am sick of seeing/reading awful ways to end a relationship and wanted mine to be different by allowing both sides to come to a sad, but necessary conclusion to a journey. It becomes more melancholic and wistful, instead of being drama heavy.
I hope I managed to translate via dialogue, how both the Boyfriend and Girlfriend went from being more concerned with each other, due to their long relationship, to being merely friends in the middle then complete strangers at the very end.
Expect more screenplays from me in the future, as my friends are now pushing me to experiment with film more.
Grand Theft Auto … the most I have ever spent in a game franchise … time-wise, money-wise and addiction-wise. I’m not ashamed to admit it either.
Welcome to the IMPACT series where I dissect notable and iconic sequences from games and movies, and how they broadened my mind and left a lasting impression on me, years to come.
You’re like every other asshole … You made a bit of money, and you became a turd!
The Backdrop
This is going to be more or less an incredibly long love letter to a franchise I have adored since my first time starting up my Playstation 2 and loading in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
I do plan on deep-diving into the series, with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,Grand Theft Auto IV, Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto: Online.
But this is just about the franchise as a whole.
So why is it so impactful?
One of the biggest appeals that Grand Theft Auto has always held for me, is the complete and utter freedom one has to act in a realistically created world.
There are no games quite as expansive, lovingly crafted and insanely detailed oriented as a Grand Theft Auto game upon release. The world crafted in-game is almost slavishly faithful to its real-world counterpart.
San Andreas legitimately allowed me to enjoy 3 American cities in a single game, with its copies of San Fransisco (San Fierro), Los Angeles (Los Santos) and Las Vegas (Las Venturas) in addition to expansive desert and wooded countryside landscapes.
The scope of that game … is still unmatched today. No game I have ever played since, allowed a player to legitimately fly from one city to another in a plane and find themselves in an actual “world” to experience.
Rockstar Games have always been an incredibly ambitious and provocative company. They thrive off negative controversy, an iconic element of their marketing strategy and they refuse to release games until they are goddamn ready. Every single game of theirs, has been an event in the entertainment industry.
The sheer amount of marketing that Rockstar Games is capable of, on a global scale, ensures that every single person is aware of their product. It is quite literally, a hostile takeover of physical and virtual marketing when they release a game.
And so it should be, because thus far, they have yet to release a bad one. Even their more obscure titles, like Bully or L.A. Noire have rabid cult followers who are still breathe and live their games and cry out for a sequel.
But it was with Grand Theft Auto, Rockstar Games cemented their place in history. Its’ sprawling, realistic worlds with all the depravity of real life, from sex, violence, and crime gives players full agency to do whatever they feel fit to do, within the confines of the game.
You have immense creative freedom, complete moral ambiguity and intense levels of customisation.
It’s the ultimate sandbox to experience reality like you never have before and never could in the actual world.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and … a large soda.
The Impact.
I have always been a person who loved reality more than a lot of fiction. There is just too much in this world that is incredible and more bizarre than the strangest alternate reality devised.
So on a personal level, all I’ve ever really wanted from a game is a sandbox that is realistic and contemporary, with the freedom to shoot, run, hide and interact like how I’ve always wanted to in reality, but without being sent to jail for it.
Grand Theft Auto, from the very first time I played San Andreas, allowed me that escapism. I became obsessed with the game around the same time The Bourne Supremacy (2004) came out.
Taunting the cops to chase me, whilst I drove away in a yellow taxi cab, to emulate that iconic chase sequence at the climax resulted in both film and game merged in an experience I would treasure even now.
With absolute fondness, I still recall slamming my yellow taxi cab around Las Venturas’ highways, avoiding police traps and playing the throbbing score by John Powell “Bim Bam Smash” on a loop over the Self Radio.
Nothing else quite topped that experience in a game, for a very long time.
That is until Grand Theft Auto IV came out and I became equally obsessed with recreating film moments in Liberty City, and my addiction grew even further, because now the driving and shooting mechanic had become buttery smooth and I was in love anew with the driving physics.
The hours I spent, role-playing as a vigilante FIB agent, killing gangsters with Niko Bellic in a suit and tie, wielding a Glock … are too numerous to count and too shameful to admit.
The simple fact is, the game itself encourages you to recreate iconic moments you’ve seen in film and pop culture. Beyond obvious references in Grand Theft Auto’s stories, the amount of customisation for your character in terms of clothing, tattoos, haircuts and in some cases, even weight, meant that you can express yourself however you see fit.
Then there are the vehicles …
Every single game has been an incredible delight to drive, cruise, fly and pilot. I loved the heavier feel of the cars in Grand Theft Auto IV, the sheer variety in Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas, and now the overall experience of flying across a stunning realisation of Los Angeles in Grand Theft Auto V. Whether it is sport cars, sedans, Pimp-mobiles, tractors …. if there is a fun vehicle, you can find it in Grand Theft Auto and modify it to your heart’s desire.
The sensation of flying across San Andreas in a prop plane with God rays reflecting off the surface of the plane, while a sunset slowly comes down across the horizon is still as stunning as it was when it first came out.
With Grand Theft Auto Online, I think I have lost count of the number of vehicles I own. I became, quite literally addicted to the premise of earning money so I could own more cars. As a car fanatic, the garage collection you can build in Online is so vast, that you can actually forget which cars you own.
At the time of writing this, I believe I own close to 200 cars in the game, with almost every kind of imaginable vehicle I have ever wanted in reality. The classic Batmobile from 1989, numerous Ferraris, two replicas of the F1 Red Bull RB7 challenger, a Bond-styled Aston Martin DB5, an Aston Martin V8 Volante, and even the latest Aston Martin Valkyrie. There are numerous Porsches, Ferraris, BMWs, Mustangs, Nissan GTRs, armoured variants of classic coupes, Bentley Continentals, McLaren F1, McLaren Longtail, and even a Mercedes 300SL.
The list could go on forever, because in the years since its release, Rockstar has only continued to build the endless list of cars inspired by real world counterparts in the game.
And I want them all.
No other game I have ever played, has inspired such greed in me. I haven’t even started on my personal yacht, boats, planes (a goddamn V-22 Osprey) and now with the latest Cayo Perico update, a frigging submarine with its personal Bell H-13 Sioux styled helicopter and even a submersible Ferrari/Lamborghini vehicle.
In Grand Theft Auto Online, there is nothing outside the realm of purchase and in all seriousness, that is 90% of the charm of the game. I have always wanted to own all of these things in reality and the game makes it so easy to do so.
They gave away free go-karts … just so you could throw snowballs from them at random players. Rockstar generosity and marketing genius at play.
The Enrichment.
There are a lot of things that I’ve learnt from Grand Theft Auto. But I want to distil it down to three major points.
Music. Marketing. Decade Recap.
With the Cayo Perico Heist update, it really opened my eyes to just how much of a “record company” Rockstar is. The music selection and licensing is obscene for a game of its size, with over 20 radio stations. Grand Theft Auto might boast the biggest contemporary collection of music in any game ever made. They are are so casual about their power in the music industry, that the legendary Dr. Dre can just show up as a cameo in a game cutscene and surprise everyone.
What makes it all the more astonishing is that without fail, every single GTA has managed to perfectly sum up the decade in music. I have never heard a bad selection of music in-game ever. It was Vice City that managed to grab the absolute best of the 80s and divide them into incredible radio stations complete with false advertising. Not only were the songs amazing to drive along to, it built the immersion to another level whilst playing.
San Andreas killed it with their 90s selection of songs, the game actually instilling in me, a deep appreciation for rap music. Grand Theft Auto IV was an amazing eclectic mix of everything, even surprising me with their Russian taste and really proving that immigrant music can be just as amazing as mainstream hits.
The more said about Grand Theft Auto V‘s music the better. Everything contemporary, most of it new and unheard of, has exploded on the radio stations in the game. You can hear music from Detroit, bump along to UK underground, dance to the latest club mixes and their nightclub DJs mixes rival some of the best music heard in reality. It is truly astonishing how many unique songs have been made just for Grand Theft Auto. I mean, even Gorillaz made a MUSIC VIDEO for their song using footage of their GTA gameplay.
Which brings me to my next point about Marketing.
One of the most obvious standout features about Rockstar as a game company, is their ability to thrive off negative press. Ever since its release, GTA has become the number one pick for hell-bent politicians and angry parents to blame for the corruption of their children, instead of looking inwards at poor parenting.
Rockstar has done everything in their power to further enrage those fires and thus drive up sales of their games, because suddenly when something becomes forbidden, it only serves to fuel the allure. But beyond that marketing philosophy of “bad press is better than no press”, are the numerous tactics that Rockstar has employed to generate hype around their games.
The Cayo Perico Heist was promoted first in-game, when dead bodies started washing ashore on Vespucci beach, at specific locations and at random times. Then there was a strange message that mentioned that the Casino was under construction for something big. Then out of nowhere Gorillaz released their music video for The Valley of the Pagans ft.Beck. This was then followed by a cryptic trailer that hinted at an island and a submarine ping?
Then to increase further hype, they showcased the actual trailer and the music was absolutely killer, encouraging you to think that you needed a holiday away from the mainland of Los Santos and they were teasing all new radio stations, 2 new places to party and socialise and jobs to do for the DJs in-game.
I don’t think I have ever been more hyped for a DLC than I was for this.
Beyond that though, there has been an incredibly consistent GTA branding that I envy, with unique font and art style that saturate every aspect of the game marketing, regardless of which title is released. Add on top of that, bus billboards, NYC giant posters, and endless campaigns that still last to this day, you will never escape the event that is the release of Grand Theft Auto.
The final aspect I adore about GTA is the decade recap.
At GTA’s heart, beats a sarcastic, satirical and scathing teenager who wants to lash out at society and laugh at its ridiculousness. Even the name Rockstar Games suggest there is an attitude of rebelliousness, of good ol’ rock’n’roll attitude to how they produce games. Yes the product is undeniably genius and well made, but its heart is devil-may-care. Rockstar doesn’t care that the game offends or insults you … the fact that you bought it or are talking about it, is already a win in their eyes and they are laughing all the way to the bank.
But what is astonishing is their skill at satire. The have such a consistent stupid approach to things. Pisswasser is their best beer in the game. Cluckin Bell is their take on fast-food empires and their radio stations have insane advertisement for Ammu-Nation the gun store in-game. Then there is the recent parody of Apple in iFruit with lewd, suggestive advertisements and even Faceook is not safe with their hilarious named LifeInvader social media program that apes the infamous company’s style.
What Rockstar is capable of, is identifying the best elements of a decade and turning it on its head, either in a hilariously over the top way or making it bizarrely sexual. Every decade, has had its best music put into a radio station with ridiculous ads, and the story has had the best of all that decade’s pop culture placed squarely into the narrative. Vice City was a spin on Scarface and Miami Vice. San Andreas was all about 90s gangster culture and there are so many references to popular 90s films, like Con Air, Boyz n the Hood or The Big Lebowski.
Grand Theft Auto IV has an obvious reference to Behind Enemy Lines with Niko’s starting outfit, but more sutble references like Ronin and even Zoolander of all things.
The list goes on and on, but it is that ability to grab all the best of a decade and turn it around that makes GTA so special. The world is real, its grounded but … just heightened ever so slightly just to make immersion a bit funnier to those with keen eyes.
Grand Theft Auto IV … arguably one of the best modern American stories ever crafted with an incredibly charismatic lead in Niko Bellic and an incredible devotion to character drama.
The Culmination.
Grand Theft Auto is landmark piece of entertainment. It is one of the biggest selling franchises of all time and is probably responsible for devouring about an 1/8 of my waking hours. The reason why Grand Theft Auto is such an incredible hit is because it takes the world as it is, tweaks it to make it funnier and stupid and offers you that tempting chance to be an arsehole you have always wanted to be in reality.
That is what, at its core, makes Grand Theft Auto so addicting. You want to own all these things in reality. To do whatever you want in reality. To be a badass drifting around a corner through red lights, to sky-dive and not worry about the plane exploding onto a skyscraper, to pilot your own submarine, to make money easily by killing half a dozen people … to pull of heists and make millions.
Then subsequently spend all of it on a hyper-car and not worry about financial repercussions.
The story is cynical, hilarious and ultimately all about a flawed human being having a heart of gold. Every Rockstar protagonist is an incredibly lovable asshole. They are flawed, do horrible things, and behave like the biggest douche on the planet, but their writing, and ultimately desire to get better makes them relatable. Michael De Santa, Jimmy Hopkins, Max Payne, Niko Bellic, Carl Johnson, Tommy Vercetti, Arthur Morgan … all of these leads are charismatic, psychotic maniacs with thousands of deaths to their names and millions of dollars to their reputation and game but at their heart, despite their despicable actions, they are good men who look after their friends and just want to get ahead in life.
To quote Doctor Strange … Its a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
The cherry on top of this satirical escapism, is the hyper realistic graphics, the fascinating side characters and the enthralling music. Rockstar takes immersion to the next level, with hilarious AI phone conversations, the ability to give the finger to pedestrians, and truly indulge in being the best Los Santos/Vice City/Bullworth Academy/Sao Paulo domestic terrorist you can be.
Rebellious. Controversial. Aggressive. Fearless. Anti-Authority. These are but some of the characteristics that help define the role of the rock star in modern day society. Rock stars are unafraid to push the limits of an established set of rules. They constantly question authority and live to upend the social structures that help to define it. Their belief’s become their passions and they strive to share these with the surrounding world. Their aura is intoxicating and inspires others to follow their way of life. This is the life of a rock star. This is the unofficial motto of Rockstar Games.
May you rock on forever, Grand Theft Auto.
Rockstar’s scathing wit and satirical commentary on today’s society will never get old, as long as their writing is this good.
James Ashford looked at Gabriel Woods, aka the Prince, the assassin famous for the murder of a member of the Royal Family and nodded brusquely before walking into the safehouse.
To explore Wood’s past, was to acknowledge that the best men for this particular lifestyle, had often been the most unsavoury types humanity had to offer. Criminals, dealers, murderers, hackers, assassins … the worst were often recruited for the endless meat grinder. Fringe elements of society that were sharper and smarter than the average citizen.
Not because they were inherently more skilled or blessed in terms of genetics, but because the environment they grew up in, combined with their willpower made them different. Deadlier, more likely to view violence as another means of communication than an abnormal act of aggression.
They survived, thrived even, because only these types of people could survive for that long on the edges of civilisation. It was a life of predator besting another predator. Apex animals battling it out for the ultimate gift of another day of life.
But with Woods, it was a voluntary exile into the wilderness. He chose that life, and had become all the more skilled and terrifying because of it. He had all the opportunities that were provided for any child of a middle-income family.
Entry to a prestigious university degree, money to spend thanks to part-time work … popularity amongst his peers and friends.
But the moment he could, he abandoned it all for the dark edges of society. He had a strange twisted sense of justice and he wanted to see it through, to test his mettle and will against something greater.
Woods dove so completely off the radar, it was largely presumed he was dead.
His family gave him a grave in a prestigious cemetery. His girlfriend of 5 years wept for him and maintained a photo of their time together on her study. His friends toasted him mournfully and moved on with their lives.
Woods gave it all up on a dare he made himself.
Years after his death, rumours of a prolific and skilled assassin began to emerge from the shadows.
It took the NSA and the CIA nearly 2 years to uncover his true identity.
2 years is equivalent to generations in the intelligence community. Whole family trees were wiped from memory in a month. To best the Western Intelligence community for 2 years was an achievement in of itself.
But, as a retired CIA Director once stated,
“There’s a reason why he’s called the Prince. Everything he touches … dies.”
His mind was blessed with a photographic memory, his tongue could twist languages and hearts with ease. His hands made him a natural marksman and he possessed enough calm temperament and patience to outlast and and outsmart his targets.
He was a once in a generation skilled assassin.
Legends of his kills spread quickly through the underworld. A high-ranking corrupt French officer here. An Iranian terrorist cell leader there. A Columbian cartel leader over there. He was untouchable. Unstoppable.
Both sides turned against him, but desperately wanted to hire him.
Then came his crowning achievement.
The murder of a Prince, and the new nickname bestowed upon him, as befitting one of the most dangerous men in the world. Upon murdering a corrupt Prince, the intelligence apparatus gave him the deceased’s title.
It was one of the most shocking assassinations in the 21st century. Not only was the Prince killed in his sleep next to an unknown woman, who mysteriously disappeared 4 hours later, his entire history was exposed to the world.
A Royal pervert exposed to the world, a molester of underage children, a secret admirer of the occult and a world class manipulator of facts and lies.
An assassination of more than just his life …. the Prince’s character was torn to shred by the outraged public. A rampaging British public whose love for the Royal family was shaken to the core by the scandal, nearly resulted in a lockdown for London and Windsor Palace.
The SIS wanted Wood’s head on a platter. Airing out the dirty laundry was not the job of a complete stranger, especially because the secrets surrounding the Prince was theirs to keep and maintain and reveal at the opportune moment.
The next 6 months was spent searching under every rock, alleyway and dealings. Ashford himself headed the manhunt that saw him travel across every continent, always a step behind as he struggled to trace Wood’s movements.
A political rival’s death in Mumbai put Ashford close, literally a second’s hesitation meant Woods gave the SAS grab team the slip.
A Naval Officer’s expose and subsequent suicide in Argentina threw Ashford off completely.
The highly publicised death of a prominent nuclear engineer by his wife, after she found out his indiscretions in Iran shocked Ashford to the core with Wood’s brilliant manipulation of lies, facts and the truth.
The hunt finally drew to a close when a high ranking Politburo from the Xinjiang province mysteriously disappeared after his helicopter crashed mid-flight. Ashford was incredulous when his analysts came back with the report that this was the work of Woods.
The report was waiting from him on his desk, along with a handwritten note from his senior analyst.
Woods just made contact with me. Use this number to talk to him. Be careful boss …
James Ashford remembered how his hand had trembled slightly as he traced the call to a tiny house in rural Victoria, Australia, at a place called Tidal River.
It was as remote a town as could be, near the bottom of the world, a popular retreat for Victorians.
Ashford couldn’t believe it, when he heard the invitation to come down and visit him, Wood’s strange Melburnian accent throwing him off further. His paranoia was overwhelming him, but there was a innate sense of trust. After all, if Woods had willed it, he would have killed Ashford already.
So the head of British intelligence packed an overnight bag, flew down to Victoria, armed with only a single SAS bodyguard, rented a Ford Explorer and drove for nearly 4 hours before reaching the tiny town.
They drove past the tiny retreat with its picturesque river cabins and stunning ocean views and onto a private road that plunged deep into the Australian bush. Ashford recalled slamming on the brakes several times for native fauna, as emus, wallabies and full sized kangaroos sped past.
When they finally arrived, they noted the ramshackle fence that separated bush from property and that the metal gate had been opened for them. Driving through, Ashford looked around and noted the twilight hours in which they had arrived. His bodyguard was scanning the surroundings nervously, uncomfortable with how exposed they were, as the car trundled along the dirt road, across flat, burnt grass.
After nearly a kilometre of driving, they noted the large lush green English oak tree that guarded the left side of the house that was perched atop a cliff, overlooking the ocean. A tiny staircase was visible, no doubt leading down to the docks below where Ashford would later discover a Cessna 206 Seaplane and a Zodiac Milpro dinghy.
The house itself was moderately large, with a modern design aesthetic; large glass walls and a squarish design, the colours and materials matching the ocean. Dark grey stacked stone walls, were intersected with large glass panels to allow maximum visibility to the ocean, and Ashford could even tell that they were able to dim themselves in a instant, to give the house a cloudy look, allowing the occupants to see out but no one could look in.
It was an impressively modern house, a rugged and sturdy design, ugly almost in how it served to stand against nature instead of blending with the surroundings. During a storm, the building would be atmospheric in its brutality.
Ashford and his bodyguard parked the Explorer in front of the garage and walked out cautiously. The SAS trooper was taking zero chances and had a compact MP5K on a sling under his outdoor jacket and gripped it nervously as they walked to the front door.
Ashford pushed it open, surprised at the little resistance and they entered the house of an assassin.
The decor was sparse but tasteful, with minimalist modern styling that made the house more spacious than it seemed. A handwritten note was left on the front desk, with a metal rack next to it.
Please leave your weapons here.
The bodyguard looked at Ashford who nodded. The SAS trooper reluctantly unslung his MP5K and deposited his Glock service weapon on the metal rack.
As the pair of them walked through into the living room, Ashford noted the fireplace that was roaring and a still figure tending to the logs.
Gabriel Woods turned and faced James Ashford and said casually.
Evening. Welcome to my humble abode.
Ashford asked slightly breathlessly
Are you the Prince?
Only in name and legend.
Ashford sunk into the comfortable Ottoman lounge and stared at the man who had caused so much chaos with his death. Taking a deep breath, Ashford started down the long list of questions he had built up over the past 6 months of the most intensive manhunt the British intelligence service had ever conducted.
The subsequent conversation covered both men upbringing, their history, their skills and Wood’s exploits. The list of crimes that Wood had committed across all 7 continents was almost too many to count. The beauty of death meant that Wood was a ghost, with the ability to breeze through customs and borders with all the ease and benefits of an actual apparition.
It was nearly 7am in the morning when Ashford sipped at the tea provided for him and finally came to the real reason why he had travelled all this way to the end of the world.
There must be a reason why you allowed yourself to get caught Gabriel.
I just wanted to meet my opposition. You came close several times. I can respect that.
You want back into the game again don’t you?
Woods shrugged as if to say What offer do you have?
Ashford laid out his terms. Woods countered. The discussion went on for another night.
But in the end, Ashford got what he wanted.
The Queen got her assassin and he was allowed to remain dead.
The loan to the CIA occurred after 4 years operating for Her Majesty’s branches, in which Woods would only ever report to Ashford directly. Upon hearing the success the SIS had been having after a mysterious operative had joined their ranks, the CIA pulled strings and managed to secure the Prince’s services, putting him to work in Latin America before employing him to Afghanistan.
The bureaucracy and mammoth nature of the American war machine however meant that the CIA could never quite replicate the success their British counterparts enjoyed with the Prince.
To be welcomed back into the arms of the British was something Woods was appreciated. After all his deal was with Ashford and he much preferred the low-key operating style of the Brits over the Yanks’ more brash approach.
Woods greeted the two bodyguards that came with Ashford as they filed into the safehouse, leaving the standard issue Jaguar XJ L outside.
As he followed them in, Woods noted the paper dossier in Ashford’s hands.
Noting Woods’ puzzled look, Ashford handed it over silently.
A gift from Langley. Insight into the Sphinx. Burn it once you are done. I’ll be over here, making some tea.
Woods frowned and sat down in the armchair, opening the dossier to reveal two pieces of paper, all that was left of the Washington’s thumb drive that he had handed to Ashford earlier that day.
James Ashford rummaged through the safehouse’s pantry, grumbling softly under his breath as he realised that it had not been restocked in a while. In the end after an exhaustive search, he had only managed to find a near expired package of McVitie Original Digestive biscuits, and 4 teabags of some weak English Breakfast brew.
Putting some water into the kettle and waiting for it to boil, Ashford looked over at his top assassin and wondered just how at the tender age of 31, Gabriel Woods had managed to carve such a large slice of history for himself. He wasn’t even near the end of his operational tenancy either with at least another 6 more years in the field.
Bringing the tea over to Woods and his bodyguards, Ashford sipped at his cup patiently as he saw Woods commit the document to memory before heading over to the kitchen stove and placing a saucepan atop with the papers inside, he set the entire dossier on fire and tossed the ashes into a bin.
Any questions? asked Ashford.
Seems like I’m finding a mirror.
Ashford nodded.
Where can I find William Aitken nowadays?
Dead said Ashford bluntly. I attended his funeral last year. Heart attack.
Left any records of this?
None to my knowledge. William was a different breed of spy. His paranoia was intense, almost Stalinist. I am certain he would have taken this to his grave. He never made any mention of this while I have been running things. He was a strange type of handler. Almost too lenient to a lot of different things.
Sounds like it. A teenage recruit … this was always going to come back to bite you.
It was the 80s, our moral compass wasn’t exactly as strong as it is now.
I’m shocked Aitken managed to turn him. I thought the Sphinx was too indoctrinated since he was trained in AQ camps at an early age?
Aitken got to him before the AQ camps. He was the guy who told the Downing Street that we got a source in AQ when UBL was running things. Aitken recruited a young kid, trained him, turned him and let him loose into AQ.
Woods shook his head. A child-soldier … not exactly an asset worth revealing in a COBRA meeting.
I know it’s mentioned in the dossier, but what really went wrong? asked Woods.
We’re not sure, replied Ashford. That’s up to you to find out. Aitken is dead. Whatever relationship he might have had with Hassan Malik he took to the grave and left us no actionable intel. I’m not even sure how the Americans found out about this. It’s not often Washington gets to pull something over me.
Woods nodded.
Well whatever Aitken did to Malik, it was damn effective. The guy is just as much of a ghost as I am. Explains his vendetta against the UK though. We made him. What makes you think we’ll find him in a couple of days?
Ashford looked at Woods in the eyes and replied calmly.
You don’t hire a saint to catch a sinnerand you’re the Prince amongst them all.
Author’s Note
It’s been a long time since I started writing for fun again!
But with festival work on the verge of winding down and I can finally settle into a decent routine again, I will be regularly posting once more.
Thank you to all the new followers who read my blog. I appreciate and salute your efforts to read anything, even awfully written stuff like mine.
This chapter is all about exploring and deepening the lore behind the Prince nickname I gave to the main character. I wanted to flesh him out and create an interesting mythology around his exploits.
The same intention was behind the slow reveal that Malik and Woods are mirror opposites of one another, differing only in the paths they chose.
Welcome to the IMPACT series where I dissect notable and iconic sequences from games and movies, and how they broadened my mind and left a lasting impression on me, years to come.
Blak and Blu … this is The Story of Sonny Boy Slim.
The Backdrop.
With so much music being made nowadays, it is easy for us to let talented musicians fly under the radar.
I discovered Gary Clark Jr. the same way I discovered most of my musical taste … through Rockstar Games, the record label masquerading as a multi-million dollar game company that has produced masterpiece upon masterpiece.
I found it incredible that for such a short cut-scene in Max Payne 3, they managed to get the license of Bright Lights by Gary Clark Jr. All just to provide incredible atmosphere to the New Jersey bar that Max found himself slumped in.
I grew obsessed with the song and then artist soon after. I devoured his album, Blak and Blu and grew to appreciate his incredible guitar skills. The way how Clark Jr. seamlessly transition between blues and rock still floors me to this day.
So when I heard his next album, The Story of Sonny Boy Slim was coming out, I immediately pre-ordered and got myself a shirt.
There were even plans to see him live in Melbourne. But unfortunately I was strapped for cash so instead I just dedicated a weekend listening to his albums over and over again.
I get a Hendrix vibe from him and while he may not reach the heights of Jimi, he’s damn close and I’ll settle for that any day of the week.
Make no mistake though, this guy from Austin Texas sounds even better live and he is one of the few artists where I actually download the Live albums.
Shredding it like no one else can. Just listen to one of his live renditions. The guitar solos are always worth sticking around for, not to mention the heavy vocal skills on display.
The Impact.
One of my favourite things about Gary Clark Jr. is that the man is raw. Raw talent. Raw emotions. Raw performances. There is a roughness to his playing style that makes it compelling listening. He is insanely talented and skilled at manipulating a guitar, but it is the combination of his vocals and the actual meaning behind his lyrics that make him the real deal.
There is a folklore quality to his songs that inspired me to actually start revisiting other famous guitarists with a message to scream into a microphone.
It also made me realise just how difficult it is to create a niche for yourself in the over-saturated world of blues and rock. Often times you find talent copying other famous musicians, or people who can hold a tune, but can’t string a guitar or vice versa.
Gary Clark Jr’s raw style and folklore style to his lyrics make him a unique voice in American music.
There is a road quality to his soundscapes, where you might be passing by a bar on the street and suddenly you hear this wail of a guitar.
You stop, pay your entrance fee and forget whatever plans you might have had for the night, because talent this good doesn’t come by often.
That’s the effect Gary Clark Jr. has on me. He made me sit up, notice and hum his songs for days after. His voice can soar above his guitar, and somehow go low enough to meld beautifully as well.
I’m not going to sugarcoat it …. he made me want to wear beanies, and hang a guitar over my shoulder. Unfortunately I grew up playing piano and so I’m stuck with only wearing beanies.
The Enrichment.
Gary Clark Jr. opened my eyes to a lot of things beyond his amazing skill and killer album Blak and Blu.
Firstly, I appreciated that he was an early proponent of Indigenous Australian issues, when he toured Australia. The Aborigine flag was highly prominent across his chest as he jammed out his tunes and it seemed the issues they faced, were echoed in his latest album, This Land.
The album was inspired by a encounter he had when buying his ranch in Texas and it prompted one of his best songs yet, with an incredible opening that was as unique as it was impactful.
Warbles, guitar riffs and an angry, indignant voice combined together to create an absolute banger of a song to headline his latest album.
Beyond his obvious championship of Indigenous rights, an issue no doubt brought about his lovely Australian wife, Gary Clark Jr. also tackled social issues in most of his songs.
There is righteous anger in This Land, mythical wistfulness in The Story of Sonny Boy Slim and just pure nostalgia for a rugged Americana in Blak and Blu. His music videos are always well informed and tackling something crucial in society.
Well … perhaps his Justice League MV leaves a lot to be desired but … at least the lyrics are killer.
But the real enrichment Gary Clark Jr. provides for me is an angry atmosphere to wrap myself into. My favourite three songs of his, all make me feel a certain way that just can’t be captured by other artists.
His song, Numb is this hard-edged melody that makes me feel comforted in knowing that I am not the only male out there that loves his woman, but can also be incredibly frustrated by her. The slow, burning energy of the guitar is what sells this song.
Yeah I know … Yeah woman, I can’t feel the same.
Then it is When My Train Pulls In makes me want to run away with her again. The folklore style of the lyrics and wistfulness of his guitar make me romantic. Let’s escape across the road and put our worries behind is the vibe I get from this song. I want to, I want to so badly, but I can’t and that’s why this love is doomed.
I’ll be ready now … I’ll be ready when my train pulls in.
The best song for last is of course Bright Lights where it makes me feel like I am in the same bar as Max Payne, nursing a drink, agonizing over regrets and desperate to chase away the hangover with something even stronger. I’m angry, alone and desperate. I’m willing to do anything to make my pain go away, but nothing is coming, so I’m getting angrier.
Bright lights, big city going to my head
I’ve bought all his albums. That’s a rare statement from a guy like me who is as cheap as it gets when it comes to free methods of downloading on the internet.
The Culmination.
If trouble was money baby …. I swear I’d be a millionaire …
If worries was dollar bills …. I’d buy the whole world and have money to spare.
Gary Clark Jr. remains one of my all time favourite musicians. His guitar skills are unbelievable and there is just a hell of a lot of emotions in his singing.
He’s a born live performer, not a man to be cooped up in a studio.
There is weight to his songs, a real strong sentiment of a man that can’t be tamed and lives on only through his music.
In a lot of ways, Gary Clark Jr. represents to me the ideal musician. A man with raw unmatched talent, the fire within to speak about anything he damn well please and he let his skills do all the talking.
He carry the kindred spirit of guitar legends on his shoulders and it has served him well.
Even now, when I listen to his stuff, I get transported to another space, a place where I am devoured by some strange passions and at the mercy of whims.
And that is a gift that not many musicians can conjure up within me.